How to make friends for dummies

The guaranteed ways to make friends.

Steps or options:

Lock people in a room until they like you

Buy them presents every week

Find out what they like and start liking that too

Do chores for them and things they find boring

Infiltrate their social group, cause a rift and be there to support them

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