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Marriage proposals

Will you marry me? He asked. She turned to face him. No. She stuttered. He looked sad. But why? He asked. Because I don't know you...

Lauren Celeste

Apr 26, 20151 min read

Library ghosts "You're beautiful." I hear a voice say. I keep reading my novel. I hear a cough. I look up, carefully placing the...

Lauren Celeste

Dec 10, 20142 min read

I wait impatiently to move. Is it just me, or does everyone seem to be in slow mo? "Come on traffic jam." I murmur, venting my spleen. ...

Lauren Celeste

Mar 2, 20131 min read

The Adventures of Ninja Mouse Once upon a time there was a mouse in a cup. He was a happy little mouse, with big curious eyes. It was...

Lauren Celeste

Jan 8, 20131 min read

CHAPTER 1 ‘Owwies!’ I screamed, trying to remove my hairbrush from my hair. Before you ask how, honestly all I was doing was brushing it....

Lauren Celeste

Nov 13, 201112 min read

'Orange and Smith detective agency here ma'am. How may we help you?' I asked the woman as she came into the room. Molly kicked me under...

Lauren Celeste

Nov 11, 20111 min read

The room was dark and cold. I couldn't see anything. I cried out in fear, 'help!' I heard a voice outside the door. I pressed my ear...

Lauren Celeste

Mar 23, 20112 min read